heya. i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
welcome to my little corner of the internet. i'm not really sure how i got here, but hey, when life gives you lemons, you make bad puns about them, right?
"i've got a skele-ton of jokes for you!"
about me
i'm just a lazy bones from the underground. i like ketchup, taking naps, and telling jokes. oh, and i can teleport and decide your entire timeline. pretty cool, huh?
my favorite puns
- why don't skeletons fight each other? they don't have the guts.
- i'm not lazy, i'm just bone idle.
- what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta!
- why did the skeleton go to the party alone? he had no body to go with!
- how does a skeleton call his friends? on his telebone!
random pun generator
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sans' special video
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